Bills Bitch - P12 - (Oneshot) feat
Title: Bills Bitch
Author: unspoiled
characters: Bill, Tom
Rating: greet Midnight Productions can / Experiment
Summary: P12
Warnings / Genre "Who certain things not Goes wild, having to lose a "
disclaimer. K. The men are themselves
There are nights when Tom Kaulitz is sitting on his bed and not know what to do He is a. man, damn, he has never learned how to stuff full of chocolate and to cry to sleep. His formula against sentimentalism of any kind are drinking and having sex, but helps in this one particular case, neither the one nor the other. Both are still together much less.
blame for the special case, Bill, his twin. His little, innocent brother.
It was anticipated that the Twincest fantasies of their fans to them at some point one leg would provide. Calculated that he would stumble, while all the other made a big step and just continued to run, Tom would not have imagined. But just as it has come and now he sits on his bed and wants to scream.
It all started innocently enough - of course, they were minor, their management had had no desire to bargain in even more trouble with the youth office. The uprising also that they wanted to celebrate even at sixteen, seventeen years her success was adequate, large enough. So it was a gradual development been so slow that you noticed was not as advanced, and they might never become a problem if they had not become an adult at some point. But they were. And since then, Tom, wanted to be a girl who could complain when his best friend in a big way about the evil men.
They had not at first know how to deal with the fact that everywhere in the network manipulations emerged, they were eloquent in Poznan. The pictures spread out faster than any classical pandemic, probably because no one had made the effort, commitment to the fight against them. And now it does certainly no one. Now these images are
integral part of the PR concept, just like the cliche overloaded concoctions, romp in which their fans their misguided writer ambitions.
They had decided years ago to find it funny. His brother laughs still broken over what happens in the mind of the average four-year-olds, but Tom has passed the laugh long ago. The moments in which Bill on stage herumscharwenzelt him like a horny cat in heat, a cat or during interviews, more or less subtly relies on his lap, and have nothing more conspiratorial.
have a well had been the perfect actor, and it had been fun to have the self control of their fans melt to slush by each other up close went. It was not bad - Bill was and still is his twin.
you are nine months in the same abdominal herumgesuppt have to get changed on the same changing the diapers and not during a thunderstorm in the parents, but the brother slept in bed. Are you stark naked, with four years together before the floor-length mirror stood in the hall and have their little tails examined. Of course, the other was allowed to touch it.
you stopped to bathe together because the tub at some point become too small, and not because they were too old. Instead, they have seen from then on naked or at least with their pants down when they brought down a have. They do still. You have nothing that would have others do not even - why should one leave the room so when the other's hand can disappear in the pants.
Sometimes they also jerk off each other. It just feels better to be petted by a foreign hand, and the twin is to ask a favor of a lot easier than to lay down on their own hands until it is numb. Tom is anyway the opinion that Bill Hand Jobs are the best ever, because no one else really knows what he stands for, and that without that he ever had to say something.
A year ago, Tom has yet considered whether it might not go a step further should. Its own tail, he would suck after all, if he could, then, and Bill's tail is somehow even his. Now, on the bed, Tom could throw up because of such considerations.
debt is Bill. His little brother, who brings his mouth in front of thousands of fans in the right height for a blowjob and inked by him anlurt lashes, as if to get him to throw away the guitar and perform a striptease. It is not a game, when Bill touched him casually at the most inappropriate parts of the body. It is not particularly funny.
For Tom, there are worse things than to be groped by his twin. Bill is not poisonous, is the Bill of it most beloved person in the whole fucking world. He could easily forgive anyone an involuntary pat on the butt than him. And yes, Bill is an exact copy of his backside and he finally sums without any shyness.
The bad thing for Tom, if he is in the evening at the hotel, relax, and Bill wants to feel his body heat. The feeling of Bill's weight against his has always calms him. The bad thing is that it pushes away Bill, if he wants to push his nose in his T-shirt, and "Let the Schwuchteleien" says. The bad thing is that Bill will not sound angry or anything, as if to Tom for his ridiculous for a gangster Stuffed need wind. Bill's voice sounds like a hand that wipes away a fly, easily annoyed and disinterested. For Bill, there are three words for Tom, there are three stitches to the heart and the reason that in a hotel in Paris the night table lamp is broken. Tom said it had been morning when he groped for his cell phone, accidentally pushed down and the thick glass of milk would be broken on the carpet. It was an obvious lie, but Bill has much listened to the surface, to noticing it.
If Tom were a girl, he could make a scene. He could Bill called an asshole without a shred of empathy slap him and maybe even a. But he is a man and Bill's brother and to make matters worse, even older than he. He has to defend Bill and knowing where to go. The bad thing is that Tom is in the forest and Bill is to blame.
From time to visit is still in bed. One or two hours after going to bed is one of them on and walks into the room on bare feet and the other creeps silently under his blanket. If the cold feet of the visitors are warmed up, they slide apart and to hear each other breathing until they wegdämmern. Tom never had the urge to put an arm around Bill and hold him, and now that he has it, kicks Bill free to Tom's chest when he feels his back, and if it is too warm by Tom's body, he moves into the abandoned bed and sleeps on there. When Tom wakes up in the morning alone, he sits down on the pillow and would cry until he runs the mascara. It would be so much easier if he were not a tough guy.
If you need to get three hours later held a microphone in front of the mouth and chew through the same questions as old chewing gum, laughs at him and Bill nudges his knee against Toms. The trouble is not that they have to sell for a lot of life as celebrities. Private lives goodbye and so what you just smiles and says, one would find it not so bad until you actually asked to pay. The bad thing is that Tom did not know that he has to prostitute themselves not only with the groupies, but also with his brother.
And Bill's fault, for he is the one who peddles her siblings love like a carnival barker and Tom away from the eyes of the scandal horny fans can get less attention than the chair on which he sits and he scratching his riveted belts like. Tom did not know that the enthusiastic glances he exchanges with Bill, would culminate in the feeling of being used by his twin and sold. The band is Bill's dream of life and Tom is a given, from which, thanks the perverse notions of pubescent girls more than just benefits can beat the occupation of the guitarists.
And now they play a concert in a noisy city, whose name he can write to express not right or error-free right away, and Tom tries hard to not tense up, while Bill him grinning anrammelt from the side, as a baseball cap on the stage flies. Tom takes them later in the dressing room and from there to the hotel room. Your screen is red, it is embroidered with white thread of writing Bill's Bitch . Tom calls the front desk to give his brother to not install a key card for his door, sits on the bed and cries.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Chakras Celiac Disease
Fucking hand
So I was fangirling through the kitchen, intoxicated by too much alcohol
coffee and jumping and running around because of the radio music. So MAYBE I don't have the attention span of Spock after all and should be a little careful. And MAYBE I don't have the luck of Kirk, to whom this would never happen anyway... BUT:
(that's supposed to be "shouldn't" not "shouln't"...)
Since it still hurt after half an hour I looked it up in an anatomy book... (also the small finger... might not be a wrong nerve, but rather my not remembering also hitting that one somewhere... idek. An extra part nerve in the ring finger however is not too uncommon, I guess.) It is however one of the MAIN NERVES IN THE HAND and I am fucking cringing here.
In case you haven't figured, I am typing this with my right hand.
</random anatomy study>
So I was fangirling through the kitchen, intoxicated by too much alcohol
coffee and jumping and running around because of the radio music. So MAYBE I don't have the attention span of Spock after all and should be a little careful. And MAYBE I don't have the luck of Kirk, to whom this would never happen anyway... BUT:
In case you haven't figured, I am typing this with my right hand.
</random anatomy study>
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Restoring Aluminum Trim
*
Okay so I just went to see Star Trek XI. It was AWESOME. Random fangirling ahead.
1. How hot was that asphyxiation scene? Spock's all ~assertive~ and Kirk's eyelashes ~flutter~ and you can practically see him coming in his pants... also the way they look at each other afterwards? Spock's eyes say: "I find it highly illogical to achieve sexual pleasure trough suffocation, and figure it would be not in your interest to tell the crew. However I must admit that I would not object to repeating the action in private, if you please." Kirk: "Fuck yeah do that again holy fuck nasty vulcan I want to see the rage in your eyes I want to break youuuuuuuuu *struggles to breathe*"
2. The Jellyfish (I don't like the name though) is one sexy ship.
I want to see her dirty talking with Spock.
3. Captain It-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time and the pointy-eared bastard stand very close in some scenes...
4. Spock has a penchant for blue eyeshadow?
5. Chekov is so
pretty.
(Is he really supposed to be 17? I would have guessed 14 or something...)
6. I don't like Uhura. Just... she's in the way of epic slashiness... so...
7. "Permission to come aboard, Captain?" "Permission granted." OMG.
8. "Get out of that chair." Now that's love at first sight, huh?
9. I want Sulu's sword. (Dick joke not intended... but fine.)
10. Nero is hot, like only the bad guy can be. I fear that one day I will be face to face with an epically bad guy and just begin to grin like mad and go "I want you..."
11. Beaming away Archer's dog = epic win. (Which reminds me of the by now 2 (that's t-w-o) fictions in the kink meme involving stuff getting beamed up Kirk's ass and he comes. There are 4 (f-o-u-r) prompts for that, FOUR. Star Trek fans are apeshit crazy.)
Uhm... plot? What plot?!
Edit for the correction of mistakes in the form of typography as well as content.
*which reminds me of having to get a star trek xi icon.
Okay so I just went to see Star Trek XI. It was AWESOME. Random fangirling ahead.
1. How hot was that asphyxiation scene? Spock's all ~assertive~ and Kirk's eyelashes ~flutter~ and you can practically see him coming in his pants... also the way they look at each other afterwards? Spock's eyes say: "I find it highly illogical to achieve sexual pleasure trough suffocation, and figure it would be not in your interest to tell the crew. However I must admit that I would not object to repeating the action in private, if you please." Kirk: "Fuck yeah do that again holy fuck nasty vulcan I want to see the rage in your eyes I want to break youuuuuuuuu *struggles to breathe*"
2. The Jellyfish (I don't like the name though) is one sexy ship.
I want to see her dirty talking with Spock.
5. Chekov is so
pretty.
(Is he really supposed to be 17? I would have guessed 14 or something...)
6. I don't like Uhura. Just... she's in the way of epic slashiness... so...
7. "Permission to come aboard, Captain?" "Permission granted." OMG.
8. "Get out of that chair." Now that's love at first sight, huh?
9. I want Sulu's sword. (Dick joke not intended... but fine.)
10. Nero is hot, like only the bad guy can be. I fear that one day I will be face to face with an epically bad guy and just begin to grin like mad and go "I want you..."
11. Beaming away Archer's dog = epic win. (Which reminds me of the by now 2 (that's t-w-o) fictions in the kink meme involving stuff getting beamed up Kirk's ass and he comes. There are 4 (f-o-u-r) prompts for that, FOUR. Star Trek fans are apeshit crazy.)
Uhm... plot? What plot?!
Edit for the correction of mistakes in the form of typography as well as content.
*which reminds me of having to get a star trek xi icon.
Lavender Oil For Scars
PARIS!!!
I WILL BE GOING THERE! Et je ne parle pas francais. Je suis allemand. Est'ce que tu parles pas anglais? (I only hope that was correct... it means only railway station to me (which is a german saying that means: understand nothing).)
Well, I say it
Ee jö nö parlee pa fronsä. jo süi allemo. esse kö tü parle pa anglä?
I guess.
However, I suppose I can just talk English to the "gare"-staff. Then I will be meeting my best friend + her family, and I suppose her parents speak French. (Friend and I could speak Latin, if that helps.)
HOLY FUCK I AM SO EXcited. THAT I Forget CAPSlock aLL THE TIIIIMEEEEE. WHOOOOOOOHOOOAAAAAA. YIPPIAyYAY!!! motherfucker.
I WILL BE GOING THERE! Et je ne parle pas francais. Je suis allemand. Est'ce que tu parles pas anglais? (I only hope that was correct... it means only railway station to me (which is a german saying that means: understand nothing).)
Well, I say it
Ee jö nö parlee pa fronsä. jo süi allemo. esse kö tü parle pa anglä?
I guess.
However, I suppose I can just talk English to the "gare"-staff. Then I will be meeting my best friend + her family, and I suppose her parents speak French. (Friend and I could speak Latin, if that helps.)
HOLY FUCK I AM SO EXcited. THAT I Forget CAPSlock aLL THE TIIIIMEEEEE. WHOOOOOOOHOOOAAAAAA. YIPPIAyYAY!!! motherfucker.
(you think I'm crazy well you is not seen nothing yet.)
* I may note that my brain wrote this entry without my consent. IT WAS NOT ME.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Green Green Episode 13
Watzlawick
yes I'm proud of something. I have detected a Watzlawick situation and ... attempts to resolve.
So. At dinner.
Mother: (speaks of Tae-Bo-appearance) And so and so, daughter of so and manages to be so no longer, if they never mitübt. This is a total chaos, the Häflte's never there at the rehearsals. And the choreography is always complicated. This can not work.
Father: Then you stop running in opposite Directions, of which the world comes not already.
Mother: It just that then quite a gap where people can not. In the statement.
(Long pause) I
: Of the world comes not as ...
Mother: Well, I tell you some day when you told me something!
(Pause) I
: It was a well-intentioned comment because of you you do not have to worry so much.
HA! Typical levels of relationship conflict. She had interpreted the statement as if I am not interested in their problems, or they think is unimportant, while I (and my father) really wanted to help. Had I then said nothing more, it would be for it was clear that we do not care about it, while we would have been clear that it is released at the slightest remark . (For other interpretations too tired.)
yes I'm proud of something. I have detected a Watzlawick situation and ... attempts to resolve.
So. At dinner.
Mother: (speaks of Tae-Bo-appearance) And so and so, daughter of so and manages to be so no longer, if they never mitübt. This is a total chaos, the Häflte's never there at the rehearsals. And the choreography is always complicated. This can not work.
Father: Then you stop running in opposite Directions, of which the world comes not already.
Mother: It just that then quite a gap where people can not. In the statement.
(Long pause) I
: Of the world comes not as ...
Mother: Well, I tell you some day when you told me something!
(Pause) I
: It was a well-intentioned comment because of you you do not have to worry so much.
HA! Typical levels of relationship conflict. She had interpreted the statement as if I am not interested in their problems, or they think is unimportant, while I (and my father) really wanted to help. Had I then said nothing more, it would be for it was clear that we do not care about it, while we would have been clear that it is released at the slightest remark . (For other interpretations too tired.)
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Online Sale Listing Agreement
Tokyo BGs. Bushido - After Show Party [The injury] - P18 - BillxTom - (Oneshot)
Title: Tokyo BG feat. Bushido - After Show Party [The injury]
Author: unspoiled
characters: Bill, Tom, Bushido
Rating: P18
Warnings / Genre: Lemon & Language / Revenge is sweet
Summary: " after-show party, I go out and fuck with Bill ... Oh really?
Disclaimer: K. The men are themselves
He would have known. He would have to be suspicious, as with the Bill presented a Comet Embrace was thanked, as were his great tones has never been about his fantasies with him. Bill had three years and worked more than three months since he had met him for the last time, and he looked stunning.
It was a PR stunt from the start. He was taken to the nerves that casted children more and more enthusiastic than he had fans that they spewed by calculating producers with more songs than he deserved, he wrote his lyrics are still themselves. If they rake in with their shit for so much money could he also wanted a piece of the pie, after all, he had also been under contract at Universal.
to diss Tom would have been easy just pathetic. Tom was a little boy in clothes too large, which had opened in his life, not even probably 25 condoms if his mother allowed him such a toy at all. A Wannabe, the mediocre playing guitar in a band whose genre he never even heard of and probably would have started crying when Bush said he would kindly like his girly pony tail and his coat of excuses baggies were. No, Tom was dissing the kindergarten level of Luschen like Peter One.
The perfect sacrifice for Bush, however, was Bill. It seemed the only one of the four circus monkeys at least in rudimentary form of to have something like a brain and was in fact feminine enough that you had to screw up your eyes and just ignore his flat chest to get him to introduce himself to tables.
Bill had his public overtures "very nice" and found Bush had roared with laughter when he saw the interview. This small, silly Tucker. He was really wet behind the ears and Jost caused obvious that his charges were pretty clueless and naive.
nice Ganz. Not even the idiots from the train riders were "very nice".
He should have known. He would laugh unsafe Bills even then have to expose, but he was too embarrassed fool been in his scornful triumph.
He should have known, as Bill herübergeschlendert at the after show party for him and was like the snake had wrapped the tree of knowledge in the conversation between him and XY, and XY had to welcome a friend and he and Bill alone. He should have seen the twinkle in Bill's eyes, the stealth behind his innocent expression and he would never, never be able to invite for a drink, as Bill had been infected before his eyes, a cigarette and sucked on her hollow cheeks.
He should have known that it was a mistake to do a blowjob from a man who was so androgynous that his family lost all meaning. Bill looked like a woman, a very large, but as a woman. Bush liked women. Women with full, soft lips, which were joined to cigarettes carefully and quietly sighed, when she blew the smoke toward the ceiling.
He should have known that it was indirect suicide of his heterosexuality, is related to a man comes close, which disgusted him like any other warm brothers, because he secretly LTTE as a woman.
He should have known that he had with this assessment, located dozens of miles away, as Bill's tongue over the sugar rim of his glass was dancing.
He had, he would, he would. He had not.
He had not fled when he caught it as he drove his lips, when Bill did it, he had remained as his pants were close, he had Bill's voice, which after a few minutes speak slowly became scratchy and not be distracted and he was followed Bill especially as he had apologized with a smile just once.
On the toilet had adorned the Bill, had gone to him and Bush had felt confirmed in his classification of Bill as a girl only.
"Not here," Bill hissed and had him with a view considered that only one had put it so requests.
He had fallen upon him, it would have been dragged into a car and taken, after he had craved during Bill's boring lectures all the time, but it was Bill, whom he had before him, an innocent teen star, and not a cheap groupie for even then no one would have interest if it had not even returned from the toilet.
Instead, he had convinced a calming effect on Bill, whispering romantic shit and he would not have glorified twinkle in Bill's eyes may be understood as an emotion, he would - but for self-reproach it was too late.
was a fact that he is from Bill and had to his hotel room can take as a cuddly toy from the stage, that Bill had it towed to his bed that he was smiling at the pillow had dropped and had to have occurred infinitely cool, clicked when suddenly his arms handcuffed and shackled to the bed frame.
"I thought you like it the hard way," Bill growled and looked at with raised eyebrows, his frightened face. No, grazed , he gloated over his face and Bush had seemed to be used before the door opened and Tom came into the room. The locked the door, placed himself behind his And brother greeted him formally. "Hey yo, homie."
Bill laughed and the sand box rappers put a hand with fingers spread wide on his belly, he drew her to him and peered through his dark streaks on Bushido's helplessness. He got rid of his braces Bill without squinting just bared down and bills flat, defined stomach.
"Already hot, the little one," he growled in a tone in which Bush would not have been surprised if he had missed his next a kick in the balls.
Bill was inspired by Tom off the turtleneck and Bush presented his lean, muscular Upper body from all sides, as he pushed to ease a heavy chair in front of the bed. He turned to Bush and let his lashes flutter like an hour before the crowd of party, while Tom FLAKT himself in the chair and his hands carelessly over Bill's hips and buttocks sent on tour.
"ass," he explained to Bush and Bill missed a slap on it. Bill did not even flinch.
"What did you want again from my brother?" Tom asked in a husky voice, the forehead wrinkles and steered Bill moved in next to him on the back.
"Did you touch him?" He whispered and scratched with his short Fingernails over Bills step. Bill stared at him through his long eyelashes, motionless.
"Yes or No?" Added Tom, as Bush did not answer, and silently cursed.
"No," he croaked, although he "Yes," said Tom stroked although an upper body that was clearly male. Bill was not a woman, he was not even frail, he had muscles in all the places where a man should have muscles and they were distinguished clearly from under his pale skin.
"Rumlecken?" He blew a kiss to Bill's navel.
"No." A pitiful groan. A bare Lie.
"Fucking?"
"..." shortness of breath. Where he had landed here only? The absurdity of the world was at one time? him someone had thrown something into the glass? What happened so do not always women?
"Anis," whispered Bill, while Tom followed suit his jaw in awe with his index finger.
"Hmws?" Senior Bush off. The air was heavy and stifling Bills look burned through his dilated pupils directly in his retina. This was a child who nailed him there with his eyes. This was a guy rolling around his name in his mouth like a delicious candy. This was not a stand in his pants.
"Anis, will you fuck me? "whispered further Bill, the tremor that ran through the fingertips of his brother, not paying attention. "Have you imagined how close I am?"
Viagra. The little bitch had poisoned him with Viagra. An erection in such a short time without having had even handled it was not normal.
"Will you? Or do you want to be fucked by me? Hm, anise, when did you get it for the last time really worried? "
Bush threw his head back and threw up in curses, which he did not understand.
"Do not worry," Bill murmured and coughed. Bush glanced at him without his head to rotate. Tom sat there wide-legged than before, but was gone half the upper body behind Bill's back. His baseball cap he had thrown carelessly on the carpet. If they stood between him and his brother, Tom also knew his beloved hats no mercy.
with the thumb, he drove up Bills spine and kissed each vertebra, which he could feel for. The perfume, the Bill was carried, "Pure Poison by Dior and the heavy scent, worthy of every femme fatale, with the fragrance of Bill's soft skin to perfection, leaving its interior and in hot melt trickles into every fiber of his body . dribble He could
Bushido rattling breathing , Hear and feel Bill's gentle smile and taste the mole between his shoulder blades.
"Do not worry," Bill whispered so quietly that Bush had him read from his shiny lips glos. "Something like you I touch anything, anise. I want to get anything you understand? "
Bush nodded mechanically, and could also not stop it then, as was reached by all the glitter and hoarse whisper the real message of Bill's words in his brain. He was on drugs - pills or singers who played the role at all?
"What would you think if I my sweet, Take baby brother here? "
His neck froze instantly, and Bush turned and twisted his neck like a helpless turtle to get rid of the feeling that his head could break at any moment from his shoulders.
Bill nibbled thoughtfully on his little finger and studied the stucco rosette around the chandelier, while Tom had escaped with his question a sigh and he had his hot face pressed on Bill Cross. It made him mad and he to his cooking cheeks would not have to solve it, Tom would kneel on the spot before its twin. Not to kiss Bill and between the legs, but only to the square take, the Bills appeared to him in the presence of the only correct one. Bill would not use it as a footstool, which he did.
"Not good?" Bill smiled unctuous. "Believe me, he has made already. Contrary to your hard Memmenverein he draws something other men not the tail, and was a fear biter. But what I'm talking about actually, you're yourself from the other side. Bad if you can not admit it, because otherwise even Mom would not be proud of a, uh, anise?
Bush clenched his fists and shook his bonds, which immediately cut painfully into his joints.
"Real" said Bill. "Not so Plüschkram that you use for your Biatches. Get you where ever you have a high or simply think of me? "
Toms warm breath against his shoulder was getting flatter. He let his hand fall from his mouth and felt for Tom T-shirt, until he met with the velvety material resistance and heat and could feel Tom's pet calm. Patience was not one of Tom's strengths.
"So, anise? If you hope that I will let Tom about it, I must disappoint you by the way. But your mama gave you so sure explains how it is with prejudice and that it is not on first impressions must go. "
drugs. Viagra. No stand. Bill. Bushido's face behind organized mind, reason, and a rush of scraps of Pogo. He wanted to get away from here, away from this lust-soaked eyes, hand on hip, Bill, who was not his, by his own noisy struggle for air and control of the situation, and especially his body.
"Tom, what he wanted from me?" Bill turned to his brother.
Tom resisted the urge to kiss him to his sweet smile from her face and cleared his throat before he put a hand in Bill's neck, rubbed the tattoo and pulled him from the rest. Bushido, the lungs, that hardly Under Bill's firm view is no longer scorched, suddenly filled with oxygen, crack disbelief at the sight, as Bill between Toms legs kneeling, his arms placed on his thighs, the T-shirt up and pushed gently along Toms belt unfastened, almost like as if he could make something broken.
Tom sighed in anticipation of what would come moistened his lips and hooked his views with Bush. Unlike in Bill's eyes blazed in his pupil undisguised disgust. Under other circumstances he would have the wanker, who believed that his frustrations romp to his twin to have to throw up nonchalantly at his feet and let him wipe up the mess with a tissue. Tom would have forced him to blunt a razor blade to cut the eggs, he would have stuffed his mouth with his tail, he would have done a hundred things, for the "heinous" was just a kind word to.
But Bill had willed otherwise. Bill had so willed it that he calmed Toms pulsating anger with flying fingers, while Tom took over the task of counting the beads of sweat on Bushido's forehead.
"It's beautiful, is not it?" Tom whispered and stroked the head of his brother. Bush nodded, unable to say a word, unable to stir, even the little finger.
"Did you anyone ever played with a tongue piercing one?" Asked Tom. He twirled a black streak around his middle finger and pretended he was not aware of the gesture. His head was hot from the alcohol, his lap was by Bill's breath warmed his heart and burned. He had the feeling that they have the same burst with love, as Bill kissed him and left a shiny Lipglossabdruck on the thin fabric of his boxer shorts.
"What is it you like him?" Swallowed
Bush and watched breathlessly as behavioral Tom groaned and closed his eyes for a moment, no sooner had he pronounced the question.
"You can not imagine how soft his lips. pack up your hookers can. "
Bush swallowed again, but the pressure on his throat did not disappear, nor the pressure in his pants. It began to be uncomfortable, so hard he was.
"If you" - Tom called hissing air a - "at last rausrückst with the language, I tell you how cool his tongue."
"I uh, cleared his throat Bushido, but it sounded more like a scraping bark as a human sound.
"You what?" Gasped Tom.
Bush did not say anything, he was quiet as a mouse be and try to spot the faint smacking that he thought he heard in Toms heavy breaths. There, there was the innocent sound that was even with air kisses, only that it had to overcome in this case, certainly no air distance. Bush managed to overcome his paralysis so far that he twisted his head a little and was trying to see what Bill did just now. Licking, kissing, nibbling - Bill's hair covered him like a black waterfall of vision. What ever he made straight for the shiny film on the front of his twin, Bill, it seemed, judging by the noises are mainly to do with a: pleasure.
Bushido Guts knotted up and his tail twitching, painful, tense, and angry that this little would-be Hopper himself because of his bitch of a twin one abstöhnte while he was condemned to immovable to lie there and watch him as he buried his character in the strands who had never touched a few hours before his face.
He did not care that he was just in the gay situation most of his life. He did not care that he could finally forget to tell himself, his Partying before the muted TV was just a continuation of the private PR-assurance and also the pressure-increasing sequence and liberating solution the lack of American offerings. Since his confession of love he ran behind Tokio Hotel fans in droves and shooed his wives who had no desire to screaming Heulbojen. He had not, much less had he the mood for a charge of seduction of minors.
That was Tom's level. Should calm the fuck children and save themselves from his management his sweet ass, can Bush be kept meticulously clean criminal record scale. You could do everything as a gangster, really everything, only that an evil word to the judge should never put in the mouth of sexual offense.
children who presented flat or spread the legs of a woman instead of with money and alcohol to violence, was in the jail Bücker soap. And it was just a taste of what awaited him when he came out again.
No, something was Tom's level and, unlike him, had the ridiculous small-to-be Playboy an entire staff of professionals behind him, which caused always and everywhere for that blooms inside his vest stopped. had noticed
"I think it also sucks up," growled Tom, the Bushido distant look. He hated it when he does not attract the attention of his environment was as perfect as his twin, but he never would have thought, therefore, to be jealous of Bill. It was the fault of others, it was Bushido's guilt.
"Look at me, you wanker! "
Bush blinked. He confessed to not like to, but Tom sounded male, as if he ever thought possible. His voice dripping with testosterone, and almost before the reason for this could be just Bill, whose head is now in a speed up and down, the Bushido was dizzy.
"Hey!" Tom barked at him and let his head roll in the neck and groaned when Bush finally obeyed his command and tore his gaze from the reflections in Bill's hair.
"God," sighed Tom throaty and entitled to the image that he offered his audience more than apt.
Bush cursed himself for the third Time that evening, but it did not help. Tom's neck described a perfect arc, a shiny film of sweat covered the caramel-colored skin of his bare throat, his Adam's apple bounced uncontrollably. He clutched with one hand in the leather of the seats, the other had it buried deep in the flowing smooth strands of his brother, the occasional drag receipted with a protesting growl, but again, not only Tom's tail, but his whole body, his whole His most delicate in the vibrations replied that one could imagine.
"Just because he is his twin," Bush managed it just for cooking in his brain an apology to formulate the throbbing between his legs, but at heart he knew that it was a brazen lie. Toms Dreads crawled like strange growths on his slender shoulders, his shirt stuck to his upper body and his closed eyelids fluttered. He did not have sex, it was sex, an allegory of the moaning ecstasy.
And the artist crouched between his trembling thighs like a wild beast that greedily devouring its prey before it could make him someone in dispute. Bill liked Tom's tail more than his own and that was the biggest compliment he could make another man. Of course, he resembled Tom and even down around like peas in a pod, But no Tom was hanging on his tail, and that was what made the biggest piece of his brother the best piece ever. to lick the bitter drops of Tom's head was sweeter than any he could get his Piercing Blowjob and dance with a devotion that knows only jealous love.
Bushido howled with rage and impotence and got out but no sound. The throbbing in his tail had become a merciless beating and the blood roared in his ears, but without him to flood with endorphins, which roared through the bodies of the twins. His shoulder joints ached from the unnatural posture, his neck was numb, he hated the world. He hated Tokyo hotel, he hated Tom and most of all he hated Bill. Nevertheless, he had sold his soul to the place where Bill would be passed over for his lap on his knees. He hated himself
Bill hummed and Tom choked as he gasped for air. Bushido's presence is no longer interested him, he would offer him no show and he was ashamed not to let themselves go before his stabbing looking so. He was blind to everything around him, deaf to every sound except the amelodischen chant - chant? The symphony! - Between his legs that he could not possibly spread far enough. Like a wax figure, he melted into the upholstery, breathed, lived and came.
Bill got up and crept slowly lay on the bed, on the Bushido. He smiled, his eyebrows drawn up a little when he would ask Bush to mute his opinion about the performance. And Bush nodded, because he seemed the only right thing, and concentrated on not whimper, as if he could feel the mattress sinks left and right side of its head under the weight of Bill's arms.
Bills chapped lips moved like the forbidden fruit of his sweaty face, burning in the folds of the salt, and he slowly came closer to Bush felt the eyes closed and a pair of silky lips on his.
Bill kissed him. His heart stopped, all blood Schanz's not nearly to bursting brought flowed in a mighty torrent in its midst, and he opened willing, willing his lips. Bill's tongue hit with an electrifying impact on his and his mouth suddenly filled with a tough, bitter liquid. Bush choked, spat, and Bill stared with wide-opened eyes when he saw his tongue could taste which wither.
Bill had again raised up and grinned down at him before he lippenleckend the last remnants of Tom swallowed seeds. For a moment he toyed with the idea of getting rid of his own erection in a manner that Bush would have fallen much less, but then he came to the conclusion that the satisfaction offered him Bushido's distorted features, this evening could not be surpassed.
He broke a hand clamp off the bed post, held them, and bent down again. Bush narrowed his eyes as he expected to be spat, and turned his head away. Bill's warm breath touched his neck, crawled into his ear.
"Consider yourself as fucked Gangster."
Title: Tokyo BG feat. Bushido - After Show Party [The injury]
Author: unspoiled
characters: Bill, Tom, Bushido
Rating: P18
Warnings / Genre: Lemon & Language / Revenge is sweet
Summary: " after-show party, I go out and fuck with Bill ... Oh really?
Disclaimer: K. The men are themselves
He would have known. He would have to be suspicious, as with the Bill presented a Comet Embrace was thanked, as were his great tones has never been about his fantasies with him. Bill had three years and worked more than three months since he had met him for the last time, and he looked stunning.
It was a PR stunt from the start. He was taken to the nerves that casted children more and more enthusiastic than he had fans that they spewed by calculating producers with more songs than he deserved, he wrote his lyrics are still themselves. If they rake in with their shit for so much money could he also wanted a piece of the pie, after all, he had also been under contract at Universal.
to diss Tom would have been easy just pathetic. Tom was a little boy in clothes too large, which had opened in his life, not even probably 25 condoms if his mother allowed him such a toy at all. A Wannabe, the mediocre playing guitar in a band whose genre he never even heard of and probably would have started crying when Bush said he would kindly like his girly pony tail and his coat of excuses baggies were. No, Tom was dissing the kindergarten level of Luschen like Peter One.
The perfect sacrifice for Bush, however, was Bill. It seemed the only one of the four circus monkeys at least in rudimentary form of to have something like a brain and was in fact feminine enough that you had to screw up your eyes and just ignore his flat chest to get him to introduce himself to tables.
Bill had his public overtures "very nice" and found Bush had roared with laughter when he saw the interview. This small, silly Tucker. He was really wet behind the ears and Jost caused obvious that his charges were pretty clueless and naive.
nice Ganz. Not even the idiots from the train riders were "very nice".
He should have known. He would laugh unsafe Bills even then have to expose, but he was too embarrassed fool been in his scornful triumph.
He should have known, as Bill herübergeschlendert at the after show party for him and was like the snake had wrapped the tree of knowledge in the conversation between him and XY, and XY had to welcome a friend and he and Bill alone. He should have seen the twinkle in Bill's eyes, the stealth behind his innocent expression and he would never, never be able to invite for a drink, as Bill had been infected before his eyes, a cigarette and sucked on her hollow cheeks.
He should have known that it was a mistake to do a blowjob from a man who was so androgynous that his family lost all meaning. Bill looked like a woman, a very large, but as a woman. Bush liked women. Women with full, soft lips, which were joined to cigarettes carefully and quietly sighed, when she blew the smoke toward the ceiling.
He should have known that it was indirect suicide of his heterosexuality, is related to a man comes close, which disgusted him like any other warm brothers, because he secretly LTTE as a woman.
He should have known that he had with this assessment, located dozens of miles away, as Bill's tongue over the sugar rim of his glass was dancing.
He had, he would, he would. He had not.
He had not fled when he caught it as he drove his lips, when Bill did it, he had remained as his pants were close, he had Bill's voice, which after a few minutes speak slowly became scratchy and not be distracted and he was followed Bill especially as he had apologized with a smile just once.
On the toilet had adorned the Bill, had gone to him and Bush had felt confirmed in his classification of Bill as a girl only.
"Not here," Bill hissed and had him with a view considered that only one had put it so requests.
He had fallen upon him, it would have been dragged into a car and taken, after he had craved during Bill's boring lectures all the time, but it was Bill, whom he had before him, an innocent teen star, and not a cheap groupie for even then no one would have interest if it had not even returned from the toilet.
Instead, he had convinced a calming effect on Bill, whispering romantic shit and he would not have glorified twinkle in Bill's eyes may be understood as an emotion, he would - but for self-reproach it was too late.
was a fact that he is from Bill and had to his hotel room can take as a cuddly toy from the stage, that Bill had it towed to his bed that he was smiling at the pillow had dropped and had to have occurred infinitely cool, clicked when suddenly his arms handcuffed and shackled to the bed frame.
"I thought you like it the hard way," Bill growled and looked at with raised eyebrows, his frightened face. No, grazed , he gloated over his face and Bush had seemed to be used before the door opened and Tom came into the room. The locked the door, placed himself behind his And brother greeted him formally. "Hey yo, homie."
Bill laughed and the sand box rappers put a hand with fingers spread wide on his belly, he drew her to him and peered through his dark streaks on Bushido's helplessness. He got rid of his braces Bill without squinting just bared down and bills flat, defined stomach.
"Already hot, the little one," he growled in a tone in which Bush would not have been surprised if he had missed his next a kick in the balls.
Bill was inspired by Tom off the turtleneck and Bush presented his lean, muscular Upper body from all sides, as he pushed to ease a heavy chair in front of the bed. He turned to Bush and let his lashes flutter like an hour before the crowd of party, while Tom FLAKT himself in the chair and his hands carelessly over Bill's hips and buttocks sent on tour.
"ass," he explained to Bush and Bill missed a slap on it. Bill did not even flinch.
"What did you want again from my brother?" Tom asked in a husky voice, the forehead wrinkles and steered Bill moved in next to him on the back.
"Did you touch him?" He whispered and scratched with his short Fingernails over Bills step. Bill stared at him through his long eyelashes, motionless.
"Yes or No?" Added Tom, as Bush did not answer, and silently cursed.
"No," he croaked, although he "Yes," said Tom stroked although an upper body that was clearly male. Bill was not a woman, he was not even frail, he had muscles in all the places where a man should have muscles and they were distinguished clearly from under his pale skin.
"Rumlecken?" He blew a kiss to Bill's navel.
"No." A pitiful groan. A bare Lie.
"Fucking?"
"..." shortness of breath. Where he had landed here only? The absurdity of the world was at one time? him someone had thrown something into the glass? What happened so do not always women?
"Anis," whispered Bill, while Tom followed suit his jaw in awe with his index finger.
"Hmws?" Senior Bush off. The air was heavy and stifling Bills look burned through his dilated pupils directly in his retina. This was a child who nailed him there with his eyes. This was a guy rolling around his name in his mouth like a delicious candy. This was not a stand in his pants.
"Anis, will you fuck me? "whispered further Bill, the tremor that ran through the fingertips of his brother, not paying attention. "Have you imagined how close I am?"
Viagra. The little bitch had poisoned him with Viagra. An erection in such a short time without having had even handled it was not normal.
"Will you? Or do you want to be fucked by me? Hm, anise, when did you get it for the last time really worried? "
Bush threw his head back and threw up in curses, which he did not understand.
"Do not worry," Bill murmured and coughed. Bush glanced at him without his head to rotate. Tom sat there wide-legged than before, but was gone half the upper body behind Bill's back. His baseball cap he had thrown carelessly on the carpet. If they stood between him and his brother, Tom also knew his beloved hats no mercy.
with the thumb, he drove up Bills spine and kissed each vertebra, which he could feel for. The perfume, the Bill was carried, "Pure Poison by Dior and the heavy scent, worthy of every femme fatale, with the fragrance of Bill's soft skin to perfection, leaving its interior and in hot melt trickles into every fiber of his body . dribble He could
Bushido rattling breathing , Hear and feel Bill's gentle smile and taste the mole between his shoulder blades.
"Do not worry," Bill whispered so quietly that Bush had him read from his shiny lips glos. "Something like you I touch anything, anise. I want to get anything you understand? "
Bush nodded mechanically, and could also not stop it then, as was reached by all the glitter and hoarse whisper the real message of Bill's words in his brain. He was on drugs - pills or singers who played the role at all?
"What would you think if I my sweet, Take baby brother here? "
His neck froze instantly, and Bush turned and twisted his neck like a helpless turtle to get rid of the feeling that his head could break at any moment from his shoulders.
Bill nibbled thoughtfully on his little finger and studied the stucco rosette around the chandelier, while Tom had escaped with his question a sigh and he had his hot face pressed on Bill Cross. It made him mad and he to his cooking cheeks would not have to solve it, Tom would kneel on the spot before its twin. Not to kiss Bill and between the legs, but only to the square take, the Bills appeared to him in the presence of the only correct one. Bill would not use it as a footstool, which he did.
"Not good?" Bill smiled unctuous. "Believe me, he has made already. Contrary to your hard Memmenverein he draws something other men not the tail, and was a fear biter. But what I'm talking about actually, you're yourself from the other side. Bad if you can not admit it, because otherwise even Mom would not be proud of a, uh, anise?
Bush clenched his fists and shook his bonds, which immediately cut painfully into his joints.
"Real" said Bill. "Not so Plüschkram that you use for your Biatches. Get you where ever you have a high or simply think of me? "
Toms warm breath against his shoulder was getting flatter. He let his hand fall from his mouth and felt for Tom T-shirt, until he met with the velvety material resistance and heat and could feel Tom's pet calm. Patience was not one of Tom's strengths.
"So, anise? If you hope that I will let Tom about it, I must disappoint you by the way. But your mama gave you so sure explains how it is with prejudice and that it is not on first impressions must go. "
drugs. Viagra. No stand. Bill. Bushido's face behind organized mind, reason, and a rush of scraps of Pogo. He wanted to get away from here, away from this lust-soaked eyes, hand on hip, Bill, who was not his, by his own noisy struggle for air and control of the situation, and especially his body.
"Tom, what he wanted from me?" Bill turned to his brother.
Tom resisted the urge to kiss him to his sweet smile from her face and cleared his throat before he put a hand in Bill's neck, rubbed the tattoo and pulled him from the rest. Bushido, the lungs, that hardly Under Bill's firm view is no longer scorched, suddenly filled with oxygen, crack disbelief at the sight, as Bill between Toms legs kneeling, his arms placed on his thighs, the T-shirt up and pushed gently along Toms belt unfastened, almost like as if he could make something broken.
Tom sighed in anticipation of what would come moistened his lips and hooked his views with Bush. Unlike in Bill's eyes blazed in his pupil undisguised disgust. Under other circumstances he would have the wanker, who believed that his frustrations romp to his twin to have to throw up nonchalantly at his feet and let him wipe up the mess with a tissue. Tom would have forced him to blunt a razor blade to cut the eggs, he would have stuffed his mouth with his tail, he would have done a hundred things, for the "heinous" was just a kind word to.
But Bill had willed otherwise. Bill had so willed it that he calmed Toms pulsating anger with flying fingers, while Tom took over the task of counting the beads of sweat on Bushido's forehead.
"It's beautiful, is not it?" Tom whispered and stroked the head of his brother. Bush nodded, unable to say a word, unable to stir, even the little finger.
"Did you anyone ever played with a tongue piercing one?" Asked Tom. He twirled a black streak around his middle finger and pretended he was not aware of the gesture. His head was hot from the alcohol, his lap was by Bill's breath warmed his heart and burned. He had the feeling that they have the same burst with love, as Bill kissed him and left a shiny Lipglossabdruck on the thin fabric of his boxer shorts.
"What is it you like him?" Swallowed
Bush and watched breathlessly as behavioral Tom groaned and closed his eyes for a moment, no sooner had he pronounced the question.
"You can not imagine how soft his lips. pack up your hookers can. "
Bush swallowed again, but the pressure on his throat did not disappear, nor the pressure in his pants. It began to be uncomfortable, so hard he was.
"If you" - Tom called hissing air a - "at last rausrückst with the language, I tell you how cool his tongue."
"I uh, cleared his throat Bushido, but it sounded more like a scraping bark as a human sound.
"You what?" Gasped Tom.
Bush did not say anything, he was quiet as a mouse be and try to spot the faint smacking that he thought he heard in Toms heavy breaths. There, there was the innocent sound that was even with air kisses, only that it had to overcome in this case, certainly no air distance. Bush managed to overcome his paralysis so far that he twisted his head a little and was trying to see what Bill did just now. Licking, kissing, nibbling - Bill's hair covered him like a black waterfall of vision. What ever he made straight for the shiny film on the front of his twin, Bill, it seemed, judging by the noises are mainly to do with a: pleasure.
Bushido Guts knotted up and his tail twitching, painful, tense, and angry that this little would-be Hopper himself because of his bitch of a twin one abstöhnte while he was condemned to immovable to lie there and watch him as he buried his character in the strands who had never touched a few hours before his face.
He did not care that he was just in the gay situation most of his life. He did not care that he could finally forget to tell himself, his Partying before the muted TV was just a continuation of the private PR-assurance and also the pressure-increasing sequence and liberating solution the lack of American offerings. Since his confession of love he ran behind Tokio Hotel fans in droves and shooed his wives who had no desire to screaming Heulbojen. He had not, much less had he the mood for a charge of seduction of minors.
That was Tom's level. Should calm the fuck children and save themselves from his management his sweet ass, can Bush be kept meticulously clean criminal record scale. You could do everything as a gangster, really everything, only that an evil word to the judge should never put in the mouth of sexual offense.
children who presented flat or spread the legs of a woman instead of with money and alcohol to violence, was in the jail Bücker soap. And it was just a taste of what awaited him when he came out again.
No, something was Tom's level and, unlike him, had the ridiculous small-to-be Playboy an entire staff of professionals behind him, which caused always and everywhere for that blooms inside his vest stopped. had noticed
"I think it also sucks up," growled Tom, the Bushido distant look. He hated it when he does not attract the attention of his environment was as perfect as his twin, but he never would have thought, therefore, to be jealous of Bill. It was the fault of others, it was Bushido's guilt.
"Look at me, you wanker! "
Bush blinked. He confessed to not like to, but Tom sounded male, as if he ever thought possible. His voice dripping with testosterone, and almost before the reason for this could be just Bill, whose head is now in a speed up and down, the Bushido was dizzy.
"Hey!" Tom barked at him and let his head roll in the neck and groaned when Bush finally obeyed his command and tore his gaze from the reflections in Bill's hair.
"God," sighed Tom throaty and entitled to the image that he offered his audience more than apt.
Bush cursed himself for the third Time that evening, but it did not help. Tom's neck described a perfect arc, a shiny film of sweat covered the caramel-colored skin of his bare throat, his Adam's apple bounced uncontrollably. He clutched with one hand in the leather of the seats, the other had it buried deep in the flowing smooth strands of his brother, the occasional drag receipted with a protesting growl, but again, not only Tom's tail, but his whole body, his whole His most delicate in the vibrations replied that one could imagine.
"Just because he is his twin," Bush managed it just for cooking in his brain an apology to formulate the throbbing between his legs, but at heart he knew that it was a brazen lie. Toms Dreads crawled like strange growths on his slender shoulders, his shirt stuck to his upper body and his closed eyelids fluttered. He did not have sex, it was sex, an allegory of the moaning ecstasy.
And the artist crouched between his trembling thighs like a wild beast that greedily devouring its prey before it could make him someone in dispute. Bill liked Tom's tail more than his own and that was the biggest compliment he could make another man. Of course, he resembled Tom and even down around like peas in a pod, But no Tom was hanging on his tail, and that was what made the biggest piece of his brother the best piece ever. to lick the bitter drops of Tom's head was sweeter than any he could get his Piercing Blowjob and dance with a devotion that knows only jealous love.
Bushido howled with rage and impotence and got out but no sound. The throbbing in his tail had become a merciless beating and the blood roared in his ears, but without him to flood with endorphins, which roared through the bodies of the twins. His shoulder joints ached from the unnatural posture, his neck was numb, he hated the world. He hated Tokyo hotel, he hated Tom and most of all he hated Bill. Nevertheless, he had sold his soul to the place where Bill would be passed over for his lap on his knees. He hated himself
Bill hummed and Tom choked as he gasped for air. Bushido's presence is no longer interested him, he would offer him no show and he was ashamed not to let themselves go before his stabbing looking so. He was blind to everything around him, deaf to every sound except the amelodischen chant - chant? The symphony! - Between his legs that he could not possibly spread far enough. Like a wax figure, he melted into the upholstery, breathed, lived and came.
Bill got up and crept slowly lay on the bed, on the Bushido. He smiled, his eyebrows drawn up a little when he would ask Bush to mute his opinion about the performance. And Bush nodded, because he seemed the only right thing, and concentrated on not whimper, as if he could feel the mattress sinks left and right side of its head under the weight of Bill's arms.
Bills chapped lips moved like the forbidden fruit of his sweaty face, burning in the folds of the salt, and he slowly came closer to Bush felt the eyes closed and a pair of silky lips on his.
Bill kissed him. His heart stopped, all blood Schanz's not nearly to bursting brought flowed in a mighty torrent in its midst, and he opened willing, willing his lips. Bill's tongue hit with an electrifying impact on his and his mouth suddenly filled with a tough, bitter liquid. Bush choked, spat, and Bill stared with wide-opened eyes when he saw his tongue could taste which wither.
Bill had again raised up and grinned down at him before he lippenleckend the last remnants of Tom swallowed seeds. For a moment he toyed with the idea of getting rid of his own erection in a manner that Bush would have fallen much less, but then he came to the conclusion that the satisfaction offered him Bushido's distorted features, this evening could not be surpassed.
He broke a hand clamp off the bed post, held them, and bent down again. Bush narrowed his eyes as he expected to be spat, and turned his head away. Bill's warm breath touched his neck, crawled into his ear.
"Consider yourself as fucked Gangster."
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Pins & Needles In Stomach
40k-Modem
T-Com, to my knowledge leading German telecommunications company, is even known to make all the money. For example, will 'reserve' T-Com for the German market, Google, that is, to offer its customers only and not the customers of other companies, a project which Google is probably not the very reluctant because it might possibly bring in money.
Anyway, T-Com also makes sure to cut their own costs. Perhaps it has, therefore, the financial crisis went well until now, at least, nothing came on the news.
cables are generally laid low bandwidth, allowing the fastest possible Internet (emphasis on possible) can be offered to the highest possible price. We pay for 6MBit get only 40kbps. ('s Converts itself. There are about 4%.) Well, as long as they work know that you, as long as you are with the coffee must stop in order not to annoy, and that on one torrented preferably overnight, and that in apparently slow Internet also opens up still further articles and angry that this almost never . Download We know that the wait-to rate-watch YouTube videos about 1:3 and which is from Comedy Central Videos about 2:1 (myspace can only look at Chuck Norris, as only he can divide by zero), but this is clearly one.
Aaaaaber's enough. With increasing frequency (fronting always) I get the following error message:
To Such as I wanted to post this entry. So I write here just on a blank sheet of paper (that is, a virtual sheet of paper a la (or whatever that means) OpenOffice).
And not only Live Journal, neeeeiiiin, including Google, Wikipedia, Yahoo, Twitter, Redtube 4chan, encyclopædiadramatica, colbert nation, wikibooks (which coincidentally is the Latin translation), ET CETERA NASA.gov. should
"The tubes are clogged."
Maybe someone send a truckload of T-Com
ATA :
How Senator Ted Stevens would say?
ETA:
This goes to far. Sorry.
T-Com, to my knowledge leading German telecommunications company, is even known to make all the money. For example, will 'reserve' T-Com for the German market, Google, that is, to offer its customers only and not the customers of other companies, a project which Google is probably not the very reluctant because it might possibly bring in money.
Anyway, T-Com also makes sure to cut their own costs. Perhaps it has, therefore, the financial crisis went well until now, at least, nothing came on the news.
cables are generally laid low bandwidth, allowing the fastest possible Internet (emphasis on possible) can be offered to the highest possible price. We pay for 6MBit get only 40kbps. ('s Converts itself. There are about 4%.) Well, as long as they work know that you, as long as you are with the coffee must stop in order not to annoy, and that on one torrented preferably overnight, and that in apparently slow Internet also opens up still further articles and angry that this almost never . Download We know that the wait-to rate-watch YouTube videos about 1:3 and which is from Comedy Central Videos about 2:1 (myspace can only look at Chuck Norris, as only he can divide by zero), but this is clearly one.
Aaaaaber's enough. With increasing frequency (fronting always) I get the following error message:
To Such as I wanted to post this entry. So I write here just on a blank sheet of paper (that is, a virtual sheet of paper a la (or whatever that means) OpenOffice).
And not only Live Journal, neeeeiiiin, including Google, Wikipedia, Yahoo, Twitter, Redtube 4chan, encyclopædiadramatica, colbert nation, wikibooks (which coincidentally is the Latin translation), ET CETERA NASA.gov. should
"The tubes are clogged."
Maybe someone send a truckload of T-Com
ATA :
How Senator Ted Stevens would say?
ETA:
This goes to far. Sorry.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sharking & Ejaculating
leavance @ 2009-05-11T19:09:00
I think I now know what bugs me about my mother this way: You always compares me with the cat. Do not get me wrong, I like Sneezy, too, but somehow it just has the feeling that it should be me but a little ... human treatment. Besides, if she talks to the cat, although she says "you have ears but beautiful," but this is followed immediately by a "carpet but not on the puke." To me it is just as (I remember now just a no example). ES gets on my nerves.
ETA (may 17 09): I think'S NOT EASY. My mother moved from the exact same thing, complaining that the cat could be even crawl at least, and I would too, and then determines if it crawls the cat she wants me even now and then comb his hair and I raced off and say then stop "miaoo. AND YOU. She says. I can hardly write. "Oh, how nice. But like the cat. You like it so but if you fondling you. "I am sure," I think your sarcasm detector is broken "and walk away. What the.
I think I now know what bugs me about my mother this way: You always compares me with the cat. Do not get me wrong, I like Sneezy, too, but somehow it just has the feeling that it should be me but a little ... human treatment. Besides, if she talks to the cat, although she says "you have ears but beautiful," but this is followed immediately by a "carpet but not on the puke." To me it is just as (I remember now just a no example). ES gets on my nerves.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Improve Netflix Quality
Viacom, MSNBC hopping on the truck
So everyone's complaining about torrenting, which is incredibly illegal and morally disgusting and disregarding the rights of artists and betrays honest working companies for money. Then there are the other people who are not allowed to speak out loud who think that it's just fine.
See, Comedy Central airs FOR FREE in the US. I don't think that there's anything wrong with people watching shows FOR FREE on the internet, since they can't get them on tv. But viacom sees that differently and the tds and tcr episodes are now not available in most countries outside the US.
What they forget is that they don't lose any money, just viewers, and that people always find a way to get around these restrictions. See, I have a virtual machine with Hotspot Shield, I know very easy-to-handle proxy sites that work here and I can get into the tor network any time I want. I'd just rather stay on the entirely legal side, but they're giving us no choice.
The Daily Show climbed the hitlist of isohunt over the past days and it's not because people are suddenly evil (and it's least of all because they want to degrade Jon Stewart) but because Viacom makes it the only way possible.
Disclaimer: I do not pretend that I know about these topics. I'm just ranting.
So everyone's complaining about torrenting, which is incredibly illegal and morally disgusting and disregarding the rights of artists and betrays honest working companies for money. Then there are the other people who are not allowed to speak out loud who think that it's just fine.
See, Comedy Central airs FOR FREE in the US. I don't think that there's anything wrong with people watching shows FOR FREE on the internet, since they can't get them on tv. But viacom sees that differently and the tds and tcr episodes are now not available in most countries outside the US.
What they forget is that they don't lose any money, just viewers, and that people always find a way to get around these restrictions. See, I have a virtual machine with Hotspot Shield, I know very easy-to-handle proxy sites that work here and I can get into the tor network any time I want. I'd just rather stay on the entirely legal side, but they're giving us no choice.
The Daily Show climbed the hitlist of isohunt over the past days and it's not because people are suddenly evil (and it's least of all because they want to degrade Jon Stewart) but because Viacom makes it the only way possible.
Disclaimer: I do not pretend that I know about these topics. I'm just ranting.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Average Price Of Homeowners Insurance
Familienfeste...
... = zu viel Sekt, zwei Gläser Riesling, ein Weizen (Woiza), ICH BRAUCH MEHR ALC BITTE!
Im Ernst: Familienfest-Bingo. Yeah, it all happened last night.
group photo
... = zu viel Sekt, zwei Gläser Riesling, ein Weizen (Woiza), ICH BRAUCH MEHR ALC BITTE!
Im Ernst: Familienfest-Bingo. Yeah, it all happened last night.
| Order / Gifts / whatever deal | list of deceased 1756-today | Asperger's patient leads to further conversation 25 years ago | children's table | |
| "Oh. I had kept up for your mother " | " When I saw you the last time you were soooooo small " | "You have not changed at all" | At dinner: Talking about haemorrhoids etc | |
| " Wow, I had up to much older / younger estimated " | " You know the one that I am "... eh? | "My boy is as old as you and has already done this and that" | "Do you like sports? I have recently run marathon! " | |
| , woe is giggling about the whining of others and / or howls with | children recite poems, sing song, play the recorder | " Now, as we are all happy and have forgotten the financial crisis, let's talk about the financial crisis! " | " You can almost see the transformation into a woman! "* fixed * on breasts | |
| 2 clock in the morning: "Who goes home?" / "Who has not drunk?" | "Come visit us once in Hamburg / Uzbekistan / Mars" | * cough * * * * nies * sniff * Bussi * * * * cough * * handschüttel ess * * sniff * |
Friday, May 1, 2009
Hack 3 Mobile Broadband Dongle
Fanartikel - P6 - (Oneshot)
Title: Fanartikel
Author:
unspoiled
Characters: Bill
Rating: P6
Warnings / Genre: hypotheses and so
Summary: It was once in thirty years ...
Disclaimer: itself is Mr K.
Comment: Written for the Anon-Challenge on
120_minuten - which, incidentally, runs until Sunday * times you shove over to the letter * ^ ^
day I saw my brain at the closing sale because I had easy access. It stood on a shelf next to a pair of shoes tasteless and looked like it would often be taken in hand and rotated been checking. Convinced It was obvious no one.
"If you try it?" I heard the call seller and diligently brought schaffeln. I turned half around to him and let him see my face.
"Oh," he continued, and are so abruptly that he nearly fell forward.
"Should I wrap it for you?" He asked after awhile embarrassed when I was doing nothing more than to stand there next to the shelf, my brain in my hand and my profile clearly about the blinding backlighting. I nodded and he took me off the brain, studiously endeavor to ensure that our fingers are not touching, schaffelte to checkout and hit the keys.
fact, he types in only the amount, I thought as I followed him slowly, but he does it with such vehemence that one could think that he cherished a grudge against the patient beeping machine. Just as he does not really even schaffelt, because this is not a real word, but it's the only word with which one can at least describe its course approximate. There is a scurry over zealous with a devoted, while mocking humility, a fast shuffle, in which the feet seem never to be separated from the ground, a kind of erect creep.
I hand him my debit card before he can tell me the price. He looks stressed to one side as I type my PIN smiles artificially, while the system works, and pushes me, finally, a thin plastic bag with my brain in gray paper over the counter. I thank you and he makes a face as if I had hurt him.
At home, I pitch my brain slowly out of the paper and put it in a bowl. It is the kind of plates, which are served in Italian restaurants with a flourish in small pasta creations, the Sun oversized box that you can hide behind it. I have no idea where I got this plate. I have not bought, they were just there one day and I never use because they do not fit in the dishwasher.
After some thought I am going to the kitchen to fetch me a glass of water and pour it carefully over the furrows. The fingerprints of the other customers by not disappear entirely, but at least not stand out so clearly from the pale skin.
I think I will include my brain in the glass cabinet in the living room. I will push my prices so apart that they form a ring, water and my brain in the middle of the impractical plate and put into daily. It will be inconvenient to squeeze every day the key into the tiny castle, but at least then no one will say more, I would lost my mind.
Title: Fanartikel
Author:
Characters: Bill
Rating: P6
Warnings / Genre: hypotheses and so
Summary: It was once in thirty years ...
Disclaimer: itself is Mr K.
Comment: Written for the Anon-Challenge on
day I saw my brain at the closing sale because I had easy access. It stood on a shelf next to a pair of shoes tasteless and looked like it would often be taken in hand and rotated been checking. Convinced It was obvious no one.
"If you try it?" I heard the call seller and diligently brought schaffeln. I turned half around to him and let him see my face.
"Oh," he continued, and are so abruptly that he nearly fell forward.
"Should I wrap it for you?" He asked after awhile embarrassed when I was doing nothing more than to stand there next to the shelf, my brain in my hand and my profile clearly about the blinding backlighting. I nodded and he took me off the brain, studiously endeavor to ensure that our fingers are not touching, schaffelte to checkout and hit the keys.
fact, he types in only the amount, I thought as I followed him slowly, but he does it with such vehemence that one could think that he cherished a grudge against the patient beeping machine. Just as he does not really even schaffelt, because this is not a real word, but it's the only word with which one can at least describe its course approximate. There is a scurry over zealous with a devoted, while mocking humility, a fast shuffle, in which the feet seem never to be separated from the ground, a kind of erect creep.
I hand him my debit card before he can tell me the price. He looks stressed to one side as I type my PIN smiles artificially, while the system works, and pushes me, finally, a thin plastic bag with my brain in gray paper over the counter. I thank you and he makes a face as if I had hurt him.
At home, I pitch my brain slowly out of the paper and put it in a bowl. It is the kind of plates, which are served in Italian restaurants with a flourish in small pasta creations, the Sun oversized box that you can hide behind it. I have no idea where I got this plate. I have not bought, they were just there one day and I never use because they do not fit in the dishwasher.
After some thought I am going to the kitchen to fetch me a glass of water and pour it carefully over the furrows. The fingerprints of the other customers by not disappear entirely, but at least not stand out so clearly from the pale skin.
I think I will include my brain in the glass cabinet in the living room. I will push my prices so apart that they form a ring, water and my brain in the middle of the impractical plate and put into daily. It will be inconvenient to squeeze every day the key into the tiny castle, but at least then no one will say more, I would lost my mind.
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