here. Credit to the author indicated there.
Unfortunately, not really a satire.
It has been run amok in a school. Terrible, terrible. We now show gruesome images. is followed by a live connection to our reporter on the spot. How cruel was it, dear colleague?
"Oh, it was terrible. Here are some weeping classmates I have dragged in front of the camera. And here I am talking with the shocked parents. And now a street interview with several local residents who have nothing to say about the case, but all are very concerned "
Now a visit to our reporter with a teacher who came to his school a few years ago a rampage. "Our TV crew showed him the terrible pictures from today. He was quite shocked that he had to see these terrible events. Here are his tears in close-up. "
Oh, we all feel for him. Bad, what he had to live there while our random TV crew was with him.
"Thanks, that will definitely help him."
Now a short interview with an expert. He is serious, because he wears a shirt and tie and has white hair. And because we tell you that he is an expert. We have him in the newsroom on speed dial because it can formulate and live in really loud when we pass by with our camera. Mr. Expert, what you know about the perpetrators?
"Nothing really."
But have a guess on his motive?
"Yes, of course, is the youth culture blame. The offender has almost certainly computer games on his PC. I have been calling for some time that young people play Chinese checkers again, as I did. Anyway, this cheeky youth of today. What are the hairstyles have, and then this terrible music. They want to kill us all, believe me. "
Thank you, Mr. Expert, that sounds like a reasonable explanation for the fact, I have to dig deeper to be no longer a journalist. "You're welcome! And until next time! "
politicians of all political groups have concluded their negotiations on further reductions education is interrupted to bring their personal, honestly felt dismay at the fact expressed. Tomorrow nationwide are the flags are at half mast. The day after tomorrow will be continued in Parliament in the interrupted negotiations to adopt the budget cuts already adopted for the schulpsycholgischen service. A in the press always meeting them shortly Regional interior ministers today repeated its call to ban the youth culture. He would bring in its frequently abgeschmetterten bill to monitor and re-education of young people again. That this is a cynical election maneuver could act he described as malicious allegation.
Our staff has found in the meantime with the help of her research tool "Google" more exclusive information about the offender on so-called "sites" in an "Internet". Here is his profile from a so-called "social network". Here are the profiles of its victims. Here are the profiles of his friends, who will seek our editorial staff after the program. This blog posts and forum comments of the defendant, from which our other expert now appears legitimate for You will live to interpret between the lines. Here
private photos from the offender. Just look: he posed with his gun! As an action hero on a movie poster! And we have found here is a video claiming responsibility from him that we now emit. Disgusting, this video, but it is our journalistic duty to show you that.
Here pictures of former gunman, who also placed in martial self-portraits in the limelight. One could almost believe gunman speculate that these pictures are published in the big press, but also we do not consider further here. Instead, a report on a "Twitter" where people exchange, the majority are not even journalists, insubstantial rumors and even dare to criticize our coverage. This mob on the Internet '- have no idea what quality journalism.
And finally, we turn again to our colleagues locally:
was "The funeral service very moving. For the people here will be after today no longer be what it was before. We go now to the parents of the offender, we along with the TV crews of the other Station the next day siege want. And so back to the radio station. "
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We think you can rest assured - the perpetrator was different from us, so the company can not take any blame for this atrocity. Also our coverage has certainly no effect on subsequent imitators. The
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We then show as a special broadcast a discussion with five old gentlemen who will discuss youth culture. Thereafter, a report on computer games and this "Internet", we have shown at the last and penultimate run amok. The
in the TV program originally announced documentary about the plight of education and the discussion covered over journalistic ethics.