Friday, March 27, 2009

Cliff Keen Traditional Headgear

Fuck you very much

my mother. I could kill them.

So. the situation:
comes to what news of the SPD deputies, who may or may not be a pedophile.
my mother's comment: "Funny thing is, he also looks like a pedophile."
My Father: "Yes photograph, now holding it from below with light from the side ..." I
* * annoyed: "How did a standard pedophile looks for from the time?"
my mother "Stop ... somehow criminal. As for homosexuals, it shows the same, at least if you know it. Mere suggestion "I
. Fauch * *

So. 1. she means that you look at pedophiles.
second comparing pedophiles with homosexuals.
third it respects homosexuals about as much as pedophiles.
4th she means that you look at homosexuality people.

FUCK YOU.



ETA: Later she then rumgemotzt yet just about everyone in the news that he looked like a pedophile and gay. (Yes, just 'and'.) My comment was: "If you go on like this, I tell you that you look like a pedophile and" worafhin she replied: "I am a woman, it is not a pedophile women. Or only in exceptional cases. "* Headdesk *

Mini Sand Rail Parts For Sale

leavance @ 2009-03-27T14:57:00

(yes, I stole this from somewhere)

Homophobia and You

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most,
love
.


linky

Thursday, March 26, 2009

What Goes Well With Garlic Biscuits

leavance @ 2009-03-26T19:21:00


51 words
Speed Test

Tjaaa ... I am somewhat faster in German than in English, despite the umlauts and uppercase letters. Okay.

Have just decided that I should practice, but there is no need to get to 10-finger system. This does not work anyway. Hmph.

's I'm going to send my mother, which indicates the fact that they can be 10-finger typing, and I do not ... hehehe.

ETA: My mother is 40 wpm. Hehehe!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Email After Interview Sample

Randomness

My English teacher today:


"Put away your pants and panties."

(He apparently in fact said: Put away your pens and pencils.)
But you can imagine my reaction.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Bud Vases With Suction Holders

Qualitätsjournalismus

of

here. Credit to the author indicated there.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, you see the evening news ...



Unfortunately, not really a satire.
It has been run amok in a school. Terrible, terrible. We now show gruesome images.
is followed by a live connection to our reporter on the spot. How cruel was it, dear colleague?
"Oh, it was terrible. Here are some weeping classmates I have dragged in front of the camera. And here I am talking with the shocked parents. And now a street interview with several local residents who have nothing to say about the case, but all are very concerned "

Now a visit to our reporter with a teacher who came to his school a few years ago a rampage. "Our TV crew showed him the terrible pictures from today. He was quite shocked that he had to see these terrible events. Here are his tears in close-up. "
Oh, we all feel for him. Bad, what he had to live there while our random TV crew was with him.
"Thanks, that will definitely help him." Now a short interview with an expert. He is serious, because he wears a shirt and tie and has white hair. And because we tell you that he is an expert. We have him in the newsroom on speed dial because it can formulate and live in really loud when we pass by with our camera.
Mr. Expert, what you know about the perpetrators?
"Nothing really."
But have a guess on his motive?
"Yes, of course, is the youth culture blame. The offender has almost certainly computer games on his PC. I have been calling for some time that young people play Chinese checkers again, as I did. Anyway, this cheeky youth of today. What are the hairstyles have, and then this terrible music. They want to kill us all, believe me. " Thank you, Mr. Expert, that sounds like a reasonable explanation for the fact, I have to dig deeper to be no longer a journalist. "You're welcome! And until next time! " politicians of all political groups have concluded their negotiations on further reductions education is interrupted to bring their personal, honestly felt dismay at the fact expressed. Tomorrow nationwide are the flags are at half mast. The day after tomorrow will be continued in Parliament in the interrupted negotiations to adopt the budget cuts already adopted for the schulpsycholgischen service.
A in the press always meeting them shortly Regional interior ministers today repeated its call to ban the youth culture. He would bring in its frequently abgeschmetterten bill to monitor and re-education of young people again. That this is a cynical election maneuver could act he described as malicious allegation.

Our staff has found in the meantime with the help of her research tool "Google" more exclusive information about the offender on so-called "sites" in an "Internet". Here is his profile from a so-called "social network". Here are the profiles of its victims. Here are the profiles of his friends, who will seek our editorial staff after the program. This blog posts and forum comments of the defendant, from which our other expert now appears legitimate for You will live to interpret between the lines. Here

private photos from the offender. Just look: he posed with his gun! As an action hero on a movie poster! And we have found here is a video claiming responsibility from him that we now emit. Disgusting, this video, but it is our journalistic duty to show you that.

Here pictures of former gunman, who also placed in martial self-portraits in the limelight. One could almost believe gunman speculate that these pictures are published in the big press, but also we do not consider further here. Instead, a report on a "Twitter" where people exchange, the majority are not even journalists, insubstantial rumors and even dare to criticize our coverage. This mob on the Internet '- have no idea what quality journalism.

And finally, we turn again to our colleagues locally:
was "The funeral service very moving. For the people here will be after today no longer be what it was before. We go now to the parents of the offender, we along with the TV crews of the other Station the next day siege want. And so back to the radio station. "
Thanks for that comment.
We think you can rest assured - the perpetrator was different from us, so the company can not take any blame for this atrocity. Also our coverage has certainly no effect on subsequent imitators. The , Distinguished audience, were the evening news.

We then show as a special broadcast a discussion with five old gentlemen who will discuss youth culture. Thereafter, a report on computer games and this "Internet", we have shown at the last and penultimate run amok. The

in the TV program originally announced documentary about the plight of education and the discussion covered over journalistic ethics.