Thursday, October 29, 2009

Hourly Wage Of Nutritional Consultant

Story list

ONESHOT


"In two hundred meters you reach your goal."

P12 Slash
The declaration of love belongs to the happy ending. One knows. In Bill's personal love story but it was already there from the beginning and whether its happy ending is really happy, not even he knows himself


Everything is love for love

P12
when one is blind to all error. Normally you see them the infamous pink eye not because. Normally you have butterflies in my stomach. Normally you grinning like the last nest. Normally, one does not bitten off piece Tongue in the mouth.


Bills Bitch

P12 Slash
"If certain things about not losing his mind, has everything to lose none."


The other German

P6 Slash
Bill Kaulitz photographed by Karl Lagerfeld.


Fanartikel

P6
day I saw my brain at the closing sale because I had easy access.


stray dog Blond

P12
No glamor, no class, just an everyday mongrel.


Tokyo BG feat Bushido - After Show Party [The injury]

P18 Slash
"after-show party, I go out and fuck with Bill ... Oh really?


Tokyo BG feat. Bushido - The little flowers, they sleep [Triple X Remix]

P18 Slash
Bush actually wanted to just go to the countryside, but of course it has to rain and of course he does get wet - but not from the rain.


Traumtänzer

P6
Everywhere is better than here.




MULTIPLE



777 - Your Blood in my veins

P18 Slash 7 Oneshots the 7 Deadly Sins in 7 months. The sinner? Bill and Tom - who else?
Superbia Luxuria Ira Gula Avaritia Invidia Acedia

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Clean Rust Cookie Sheet

"In two hundred meters you have reached your destination" - P12 - (Oneshot)

Title: "In two hundred meters you have reached your destination"
Author: [info] unspoiled
Rating: P12
Warnings / Genre: Fluff ...?
Summary: The declaration of love belongs to the happy ending. One knows. In Bill's personal love story it was in early, though here and whether its happy ending is really happy, not even he knows himself
Disclaimer: include Messrs. K itself

You go to the middle of the road, But that's OK. There is not conductive strip and the last car before you come to meet about half an hour. The sun was hiding behind the misty autumn weather, it probably will rain soon. but never mind. You have forgotten your mp3 player and listen to radio have a bad program - no matter. According to the navigation unit you are in exactly twenty-three minutes at your target and you go too fast, because it draws up a formal forward. And because the speed blows away the doubts that these stupid doubts that you always have. That could have changed a bit. That is nothing like before. Yet you know perfectly well that nothing changes. The whole world is falling every day forward, but between you, everything remains the same. As God would have you equipped only with a stand-by button.

Nine months were you separated from him. Nine months, two days, seven hours and twenty minutes now. Being separated is the wrong word. You did not see. Heard you have it very well. On the phone, over Skype and via voicemail. You've each other inundated with SMS, sent each other pictures of each matter how trivial experience, mailboxes and zugespamt you all in all, despite the several thousand kilometers longer talk to each other than with all the local people together.

nine months and only nineteen minutes, you switch down a gear in the final turn it up almost pulled too far toward the ditch. Nineteen minutes. You solve your hands off the steering wheel and cling on tight again. The leather is very sticky with your wet fingers. On the radio they play for a change, for once something that can be called music, and you nod to the beat and lick you on the lips.

Fifty-five, fifty-six, seven, eight, neunundfünzig, eighteen minutes. And a tree there in the curve, damn it. You laugh you out of yourself, as you tear around the steering wheel. Like a novice driver who thinks he is the absolute Pro, only to stick to one fine morning, with its 3 Series on a wall. Maybe you should still keep to the speed limit. Tom will kill you if you kill yourself.

you into yourself grinning, grins at sixteen minutes it wider, and take driving seriously now. Eyes on the road, cars on the right track, switching instead of braking. In addition, you should fold it down the sun visor, as deep as the sun was in place. If they between the clouds come and you see nothing - Tom would freak out. Probably even throw a chair at you. Really funny how much you can amuse yourself with the idea, like a furious Tom starts with a chair on your flower-decked coffin. Too bad that you can not make up your mind whether you prefer a wooden or a glass coffin like. Would certainly have more style glass - fifteen minutes, but you are not sure if you all your long funerals mourners filled a deeply troubled hypocrites want to be stared at. On the other hand: dog shit light brown oak does not. If anything, even mahogany. Or rosewood? Can you do carpentry, rosewood coffins at all? And anyway, why not Italian marble. Could however be a bit difficult. And against massive stone Tom had a Lappish chair no chance.

Fourteen minutes. The radio host says to the next track and schmalzt while his colleague on the way full, when you ask yourself every time, if radio people get extra pain and suffering from the transmitter for this affection prostitution, or restricted only radio people have an inherently incestuous fringe group within which quadrupled the potential of the flat joke gene with each generation.

"Oh, thank you, Martin", breathed back colleague freely translated by "Fuck you, asshole" . What makes you automatically think of Hayden, whether you like it or not. The sweet Hayden with intriguing green eyes, you have insured his love so often that you'd most like him at the end puked at his feet. After her first landed in the bed waiting, he still has herumgedruckst. That he did not know what he should say so, but ...
You interrupted him, and meant, you certainly nothing you would imagine a number. He had been relieved. A week later, he had missed you. Snuggle want. Cuddling. Hug! An adult man with a college degree and good Manager position you had sent messages with smiley faces and expressions of love-have-expected, while serious, would you bring up all excited and squeak. You had long and hard at this affront and complained about Tom Tom had growled and swallowed - he had been busy with a piece of pizza - and had asked what you wanted then. "Fuck." "Hm Yes. Mach-circuit. Or whatever. "And in the end you have followed this advice, too. Not immediately, Hayden was to have been too good, but at some point up the inevitable Löffelchenversuche had to be very annoyed.

ten minutes. Sometimes it makes you worry that you almost by the venerable age forty-two Years still can claim no relationship. Other men of your age group had already been married twice and divorced and are celebrating with her at least ten years younger secretary their midlife crisis. And you? You had Onenightstand and affairs in every shape and color. You are more than once been "the Other" and you have up-flown kitsch in Overloaded fantasies with men whom you have actually not even shake his hand. You were the one who is two down and three tracks, and love confessions is usually "I think we should see about that any more" accepted. From your own site. Only once has someone left you and you have been beside yourself with anger.

nine minutes. Somehow stimulates up this whole non-relationship relationship crate so on much that you almost forget your anticipation for Tom. Tom would have to be somebody else than your brother and all was well. You would you by any stupid random hit in a coffee shop or maybe even in the first class have been sitting next to each other and you were now on the way to your husband, kiss you and pull into the bedroom would be if you had arrived. Maybe you would not even make it up the stairs. Eight minutes. You could have sex with someone you love. Apparently the supposed to be great.

"And let's go your evening with a special song that the Christian was wanted for his Mausi ", grins the moderator and you ask yourself the Mausi ago as a young, but honest housewife, at home is just at the ironing board and with delight almost a hole burns in Tom's office shirt. Sickening. You switched to test, state only when classical radio, then hit the hell and in the end again at Mausi and the special title.

eight minutes. Bemused, you cross-eyed at the screen and you must realize that you're lying now only a few km / h above the permitted speed, making the navigation at your time of arrival has been pushed back. With an irritated snort you switch the radio completely out and hit the accelerator. leaps around

When the display for seven minutes, you relax a bit. Tom waits certainly. He will make the dog very nervous and explain to them in the most beautiful baby accent that is equivalent to the dad. And when it rings in six minutes, Tom will not come down the stairs, the dogs because he is so excited about the crowd, barking and running high jump at the front door. And yet when he finally opens the door, the dogs will run up to the winds and at some point after five minutes, pick your Tom remains of the mat and hug you and pat on the back. You will go into the house and grin at you dumb and speak always start at the same time. But never mind, the dogs will be any kind of entertainment anyway too loud.

four minutes. "How is Hayden?" Tom will ask and you will come to him on the canvas, where he makes coffee, and push your hips against his. Tom is knowing growl and you will go drink coffee and walk with the dogs. You're going to tell all the news that you know by heart, and when you are back, you'll call your mother and tell her that you came home safely.

three minutes. You will cook and eat drink beer from the bottle. Later there will be chips and more beer and one each Dog instead of a sofa cover and you will long to hold until you can hardly speak for weariness. You're going to lean on Tom's shoulder and he will grin. He will whisper to you that you belong strongly to bed and break free after a long sleepy murmur of protest from his cushions your hand position, get up and pull you into his arms.

two minutes. You will want to fall asleep leaning prefer standing and on his chest. She is so warm and soft and somehow, despite the muscles rises and falls in the same cycle as yours. Tom will act as if he would seriously consider to take up the bedroom, and take you to laugh. On the way up you'll only go to Häflte itself. You will be "Thank you, darling," and he will whisper, "But more and yet, Mausi" say.

a minute. He will bring thee to your door and tell you good night like we do with young children. Then you will go to sleep, you in your bed, and he in his.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Create You Own Football Visors

All for love - P12 - (Oneshot)

Title: All out of love
Author: unspoiled [info]
Rating: P12
Warnings / Genre: kitsch of the other variety
Summary: Love is when one is blind to all faults. Normally you see them the infamous rose-colored glasses is not due. Normally you have butterflies in my stomach. Normally you grinning like the last nest. Normally, one does not bitten off piece of tongue in the mouth.
Disclaimer: The Men K are themselves

is love if one is blind to all faults. Normally you see them the infamous pink eye not because. Normally you have butterflies in my stomach. Normally you grinning like the last nest. Normally, one does not bitten off piece of tongue in the mouth. But as you start to not. Forget it, I start again new:

When they were small and were new to the business, they have the last ten minutes before a promotional appearance each time, all standing close together. So close that they could hold hands if they were girls. But they were boys, brothers, to be exact, and brothers, it is enough to feel squeezed the shoulder of the other on its own. Time with more pressure, sometimes less, depending on who just moved like, but always there, always with the front of the front. They are now old hands and no longer small, but on the escalator of the children's way into the men's department. Are you emotionally Sixteen-year-old with unlimited pocket money and a lot of beautiful women. They are professionals, the entire procedure in the master bedroom, all day, and habit. You can which also each alone.

stop, no. Flash. The horror comes from the back, hundreds of thousands of horror movie producers can not be wrong. Sometimes it also lurks behind doors or under furniture, but it always comes out from behind. Whether one on the shoulder and grabs one still has time to turn around in panic, does not matter. It's always too late. Escape is futile, no matter where, not infrequently, you can not run away at all. Because one is caught between walls or walls of the bodies or bodies. Or because his legs simply fail in service. Or because the real terror has nothing to do with their own threat and we want to rush to the horror, but can not because everything comes together: walls, body, paralysis and the pain that one compresses the entire chest. Further in the text.

"Have there actually 'nen Pool?" George asked in the room. No one answers. The question is not whether the hotel has a pool. The question is whether the hotel is ready to block his pool for the next few hours for the majority of its guests. And if David is willing to organize this. "It is our money," they argue every time "you have no idea," he defended his never quite dropped babysitting role. "What you want to live their later times," he thinks to himself. "It's our money," they insist, and in the end they still get their way. They grow up. David still sometimes wish they would - if it - playing with money rather than to treat it as play money.

the way, what ever happens in horror movies, is the cracking of bones. The real breaking real bone. Since no one stands up and crumbles the Brathähnchenskelett from yesterday's dinner. They work with sound effects and hear what the audience is what he believes to bone cracking, because he knows only from television. Fresh bone marrow full of bursts with a lip-smacking, which can reproduce no carrot breaking the world ever will. And does not sound designer, that it is not a sound of many, but the only sound at all in a thick cotton air you can breathe impossible. It pinches crying her eyes when trying to locate it, and really must be seen not at all able to know that it's bad. Almost as flexible and one's own rib drill directly into the lungs. Where were we? Oh, and the pool.

"I'm tired of the pool," complains Bill. He leans on the other end of the room against the armrest of a sofa, his arms crossed, his mouth twisted into a bored pout. Tom did not even lift his head to see him over. Big guys, pros, we remember. And Bill does not have a buck on the discussions that would bring a pool Organization. Do not feel it, in this rigged lobby showcase we-are-so-great-room to wait for them to last for Van. As at the bus stop in Loitsche, really. He has no desire for his new bodyguard, who he deals always in the way, and when the still insists that he takes off his chain, he snaps at him. "I take up the hood," he snorts. "Leave me alone, asshole," he thinks. "Leave me all alone. You have no idea what that is. All this crap. All alone. You bugger off easy. "

can crush larynges you, you knew it? Some pressure on the right spot and that's it. Silent for ever. Silent now, but even if he had cried, we hardly heard him. Crying is the only sound around him, shouting from a hundred mouths, a hundred mouths, a hundred screaming. His eardrums threaten to burst from the force with which the blood roars in his head and he gasps for air, but there is nothing. Breathing does not get up, not even when he was killed, he did not know. Above him is alternately bright and glistening pitch dark, but maybe is not really about him above. Orientation, he has no more air can not, someone beats the inside of his skull with cotton wool. His legs begin to ache suddenly, every joint in the chaotic mess that his body must be something pulls and tears, but where, why and oxygen now. He fidgets, he must be, somewhere must be, the water surface, the air, he must appear only, appear only emerge out of the pool from the bodies from the blood, from the cotton. "Bill!" Yells someone, "Bill, I love you" and then they all scream, louder and louder, and he grins and thanks him and he is really trying to get away. Just breathe. Please.

"We can now," says David, and they start moving. The Fans rave and scream and they will be individually piloted to the van, and ducked as a fugitive. Before Tom einsteigt, he turns and sees George his jacket tightly around the body falls forward as proposed, everything goes. Behind him, Gustav, his head bowed low. Behind Bill with the new bodyguard. "I love you!" Scream the fans that he's on. The hood slipped from his head. A hand reaches for his chain.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Cost To Replace Shower Door Calgary

The other German - P6 - (Oneshot)

Title: The other German
Author: [info] unspoiled
Rating: P6
Warnings / Genre: caption
Summary: Bill Kaulitz photographed by Karl Lagerfeld
Disclaimer: Kaulitz and Lagerfeld are among themselves
Comment: again incredibly timely contribution to Summer Challenge -.-



He arrives and is tired. His nose shines. The bangs are greasy. It smells like rain and sweat, but that's not bad. He is still young.

He is unsure whether to him or siezen name basis. He grins at her with his pearly whites white toothpaste and skin him the phrases around the ears, which are him running toward the road and following along. He is vulgar. But these two second pause before Karl these two centimeters, which he bends down to him, he graciously agreed. He is a child and he does grow up, what will be expected already.

lot. No, more. He has potential. He takes the patent leather cap with no fear, but with respect to the hand. He sweeps gently over the feathers on his face not a trace of arrogance. He is not like the ordinary boy, who carries the modification of a commercialized commercialized commercialized modification of a modification of New York, focusing considers trendy. He has no idea of art. He recognizes when he sees it.

His legs are so thin that they the contour have lost. Standing he is so it can accommodate only up to the hip. With legs like his is not one. You sit, flirts, bowing to pressure, if you have breasts. Man is not. He has a bum anyway. Moderately broad shoulders, muscles enough to dress up the bones, sehnigzarte hands, a long neck and narrow hips without waist. Unique wedge shape.

He was up to his neck in a silk shirt with turtle neck and allows him to lift his hands to the sides so that it extends across the chest. The sleeves are long, narrow and draped with pleats, side seam disappears even in the cool black color. A river that builds up between his shoulders before He glides silently down at him. No belt. The pants are just as black as the shirt, but the feel is quite another. The gloss is dull, the more points of light, the folds of soft. "Do not look at me," he says. "Look behind there. Imagine there is a mirror. "

He is a good model. He can straighten out like a doll and the more he gives him instructions, the more natural it looks. He poses en l'air those who rarely do anything else, and he is always very stealthy masculinity. He's not a boy, he is a boy, powdered and dressed in leather and silk. He is a chick with cockscomb and ancient simultaneously. Not awkward, not domineering not, shy and timid.
fashion, how to wear the chin. Pose is the art of letting anything look like anything. Twenty years of human Haute Couture, column-like upright, eyes wide open, and he has his thumb hooked invisibly through a belt loop. Freehand is not possible.

It leaves the lips gape, as he sat down must. Nothing but shadows between her legs, but bent the ankle. He balances on his heels as the catwalk girls if they want to numb their aching feet with pressure on the ball. He lets him take back the right elbow and the left forward until the hand over his thigh floats. An imaginary line between the fingertips. By the step. The same tendency in the shoulders, the feet, the cap and chain. Only the head to left, away from the center. "How much does a piece of butter?" He asked him and he relaxes the muscles for a moment, takes up one corner of his mouth and swallows.

"Did you enjoy it?" He asked afterward, and he nods and stands directly in front of him. He is warm, he breathes and his balance pulls him forward. Freshly moistened lips trying to smile and he presses his wet hand and can quickly release. Mr. Kaulitz has not yet understood that perfection can not access.